6.02.2010

Thanks for nothing, Uncle Ben

With great power comes great responsibility, but my responsibilities didn't come with any abilities.

(Swamp Monster Week starts June 7th)

5 comments:

Matthew Slepin said...

I keep trying to get spiders to bite me, but my daughter tells me that there are no real radioactive spiders.

Stupid, stupid, normal spiders! All I get is an itch!

Trey said...

Perhaps you just haven't discovered your power it? I recommend getting close to a gamma-bomb explosion and see if you can coax it out.

@Matthew - I'm sure you could make a radioactive spider if you wanted to. But of course, that might make it grow giant, or gain super-intelligence, so it's not without risk.

Damion said...

What do you expect from a guy that panders the whitest of white rice with absolutely no nutritional value, making it purely a simple sugar. HE'S not taking responsibility for shit.

Timrod said...

@Damion: Word. Uncle Ben aint nuthin' but empty calories.

Looking forward to swamp monster week.

Booberry said...

Well done, all around.